So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
Some poems from “B Is for Bad Poetry” by Pamela August Russell
My favorite is The Perfect Love Poem
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.
my new years resolution is to be meaner and hotter
I spend 99% of my time thinking about either food or my next sexual encounter the end
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions