The Land of Liz

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal iโ€™d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

I got (side) bang’d. ๐Ÿ‘Œ #newhair #dontcare

I got (side) bang’d. ๐Ÿ‘Œ #newhair #dontcare

deduct:

I really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, iโ€™d probably make them delete the every scene because I looked bad

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really itโ€™s mostly old, middle-aged people.ย 

zovai:

goals

zovai:

goals

men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question โ€˜what do you want to do with your life?โ€™

Alexander McQueen Spring/ Summer 2005ย